The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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