how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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