Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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