Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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