finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
