question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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