I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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