No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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