I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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