can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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