brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you still have your period?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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