eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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