This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
