We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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