He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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