Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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