We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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