but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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