im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I want a musical about memes.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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