I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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