I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I woke up under a house in Key West
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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