How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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