I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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