She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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