i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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