i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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