she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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