so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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