Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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