What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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