i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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