Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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