Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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