just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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