I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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