I like to think it a success when the cops are called
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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