But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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