Pregnant stripper...not hot.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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