So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Farmville is her only friend.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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