thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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