Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
