She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
