Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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