We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
