I'm really into asian looking animals
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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