The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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