i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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