Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
