STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Randomize
