Me. At least after what I've been through.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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