WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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