Do you still have your period?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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