covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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