Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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