Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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